If Father Cyril Papudov of Petrich, Bulgaria owns a field of cannabis, why can’t the police can ever catch him cultivating it? Because God is doing it for him, says the priest. Refusing to believe this groovy miracle, authorities are putting him under 24-hour surveillance. Said a police source, “he is a man of the cloth and so a lot of people don’t want to think badly of him but frankly if someone has a huge crop of cannabis in their back garden it’s highly unlikely they are just sitting there admiring its horticultural properties.” Oh, ye of little faith! Your lack of gratitude is totally bumming God out. [Ananova]
