Thursday, August 28th, 2008

- Bijou Phillips tried to bail sister Mackenzie out of jail, but Mac wants to stay in the clink. Points for trying, though. [Dlisted]
- Mary-Kate Olsen is going to bring back plaid or die trying. [Popsugar]
- The 30 porniest American Apparel ads ever. Sure beats using the Sears catalog. [Bestweekever.tv]
- Did you know that Patrick Dempsey, Corey Feldman and countless other young stars pranced and sang together at the 1988 Oscars? Do you wish you didn’t? [Defamer]
- Michael Jackson would look like the bastard child of Emmanuel Lewis and Al Green if it wasn’t for that damn vitiligo. [Seriously! OMG!]
- The VMA’s VIP guest list includes a bevy of MTV stars: The Hills cast, Tila Tequila and Fonzworth Bently. [MTV Buzzworthy]