Gossip Break: Madonna Wears What She Wants, When She Wants, Wherever She Wants

• Madonna breezes through security at a German airport in her bathrobe. No one flies comfier. [Dlisted]

• Britney vs. Lindsay: Who’s the most improved of the year? [MTV Buzzworthy]

• Heidi Montag obsesses over implants without even knowing it. [Seriously? OMG!]

• In 12 easy steps, David Duchovny can cure his sex addiction. [Best Week Ever]

• Halle Berry’s sporting a rock. [Scandalist]

• Get a glimpse of Mariah Carey’s soul. [fourfour]

• In addition to hosting SNL, starring on HBO’s Entourage and getting the opportunity to bang Carrie Underwood, Michael Phelps will be a presenter at this year’s VMAs. If he wears all eight of his gold medals, he’ll set a record for Most Bling Ever. [Rolling Stone]

• Who the hell is Sarah Palin? Get 21 facts about John McCain’s surprise VP pick. [Scandalist]

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