Big Trouble For Little Olsens

The rich folks who inhabit the tony brownstones and condo developments of the West Village just can’t handle the fame whoring ways of the Olsen twins. Apparently they’re angry that Mary-Kate and Ashley leave their giant SUVs running outside their home (just in case they need to make a late night trip to Beatrice, obviously) and are accusing them of terrorizing the hood with their two giant bodyguards. “You would think there was a government operation going on,” whines a neighbor.

The same crybaby just doesn’t get why the Olsens can’t just get in line like all the other discreet famous people who call the hood their home. “Plenty of other celebrities around this block [Sarah Jessica Parker, Liv Tyler, Gisele Bundchen and Julianne Moore] are good neighbors and blend in with the neighborhood - but these two are invaders.”

Pssst - Liv Tyler is boring. Don’t try to cage the Olsen twins in, friend. Those little birds need to fly (and pound a bottle of Jack Daniels a night). [NYPost. Photo: FilmMagic]