TimberBiel Wants to Make Their Misery Official

Ugh. Have you ever seen a couple that looks this unhappy to be around each other? The only things Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have in common are the giant bugs residing up both their asses and their pissy faces that put two-year olds to shame. But there might be a minute of happiness in their sourpuss lives coming up - as Justin Timberlake apparently was caught revealing at Fashion Week that he’s thisclose to become Mr. Jessica Biel! yes, some well-dressed spy spotted JT and revealed that he “said that he is ‘this close to being married’ and then pinched his fingers together to demonstrate.”

The singer was showing his fashion line (who knew?) in NYC this week, and the pair hit up his restaurant Southern Hospitality on Wednesday night for a romantic dinner of angry glares and short, tense conversation. Love never looked so uncomfortable. [OK! Photo: Splash News Online]