Lindsay Punches Pap, Disses Palin

Sobriety has made Lindsay Lohan way confident: the Long Island lolita recently lashed out at a photographer and then destroyed Sarah Palin on her MySpace blog - all in the same day. And people say she isn’t working anymore! According to TMZ, LiLo (who was gabbing on her cell phone at the time) tripped over a barricade while walking into the Bowery Hotel in NYC, and then turned around and punched a photographer in the face. She announced into her Blackberry, “Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi.” She seems to have done it for no good reason, too. Bad ass! Cops were called to the scene, but no one pressed charges - this time.

Linds (and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson) then took to her trusty ol’ MySpace blog to angrily pound her iBook keys about her latest enemy, vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Simply put, Lindsay and Sam rip her a new a-hole, on everything from drilling to gay rights:

Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock? I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be…

And of course, our favorite part:

Oh, and…Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!

Hmmm - this reminds us of a joke we heard once - something about the difference between Lindsay Lohan and a pitbull. If only we could remember the punchline. [Photo: WireImage]