Tuesday, September 16th, 2008
Perez Sez: John Mayer Likes Anal?
We were just listening to the Howard Stern show this morning, and guest Perez Hilton was on dishing the dirt with Howard and his clan. The most interesting tidbit? Perez alleges that John Mayer supposedly was very into anal sex with Jessica Simpson (Perez revealed he got this info from her girlfriend), and that Mayer also is apparently down with some super kinky stuff. Let’s just say if you like water sports, urine luck! This is all just according to Perez, of course, so take it with a grain or two of salt. But we gotta wonder - if this is what Mayer might be into, what does that say about our golden girl Jennifer Aniston? [Photo: WireImage]
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September 16th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
haha. “URINE luck” and our “GOLDEN girl”…….
good one!!!
September 17th, 2008 at 8:38 am
John Mayer is a complete douche. I hate his lame, put me to sleep music also.
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 am
It’s not exactly clear if Mayer Likes to have ANAL sex with Jessica Simpson… Or if Jessica Simpson likes to have ANAL sex with John Mayer… Just says he was very into anal sex… but does not actually clarify to whom the anal sex is done to!
So are we to gather from this that Jessica and Jennifer like to be Peed on? Or like to Piddle on guys? Sounds quite normal and quaint in these trying times that we are all living in.
But doesn’t everyone already know by now… that by just living and working in Hollywood… you automatically get used to being Pissed on all the time by Somebody!
Just another random thought from your Demented reporter of life and X-Hollywood Reject,
Craig Amabello