Ice-T’s wife Coco (her real name is Nicole Austin, which is almost hotter in that Playboy, fake tits sorta way) is straight up hot. Her butt, however huge, is hot. Her breasts, in all their surgical glory, are bangin’. Her synthetic golden mane is sent straight from the heavens (or a factory) and there is not an ounce of cellulite to be founded on her crispy skin. So of course, she needs her own special place to to flaunt this perfection. Behold - CoCo magazine! Yes, this is a real thing (see our imagined version above), but we’re unclear if this publication is a one-off, or something we can look forward to each month in our mailbox. Regardless, there’s no question about what the new publication will cover - she’s on every single page. [The Sun]
Thursday, September 18th, 2008
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September 18th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Its funny that you say she has no cellulite when I can see some on her inner thigh on the main picture you used!
September 23rd, 2008 at 2:09 am
There are cellulite bumps right there, is the person that wrote this blind?
October 25th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Cellulite or not she looks damn good!
January 4th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Where can i buy this mag,it is defently a collecters item.Cellulite has no room on her,that’s pure perfection for real.look at those there curves.you haters just wish and pray you could look that and good at any point in your lives!
January 4th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Sexy fine.
January 4th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Coco you make this pants suit spectacular and your just a brilliant beauty to be hold,ice t has to be pround.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Ice- T is one lucky dude!