Alli Sims Misses Britney Spears, Attention

Remember how Alli Sims was going to have her own music career, based solely on her experience buying Britney Spears Cheetos? We all know how that plan played out, so now Alli is talking to the NY Post about how she’s been banned from Britney’s life. “I have no idea when I’ll see her again. I miss her every day,” Sims sadly cooed. Translation: “I miss all the free Versace bags, and the wonderful days when I was paid to brush a crazy person’s extensions in her 70-room mansion. This job at Blockbuster doesn’t pay sh*t.”

We can’t say we really feel bad for Alli, seeing as Brit’s looking a lot better without her leeching cousin at her hip. The singer, who has been dressing, dare we say, like a classy lady these days (Wow, that dress!), schlepped up to the Bronx yesterday to present a school with $10,000 for their music program. Though she still makes facial expressions that reveal her inner idiot, at least she’s being led around by people with her best interest at heart who aren’t completely shady. We hope. [NYP. Photo: FilmMagic]