Introducing Hef’s New Twins
Meet Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hugh Hefner’s newest girlfriends. As Scandalist reported, Hef’s former #1 girl Holly Madison was replaced by a set of blonde, bubbly party twins - and here they are. The twins have made themselves quite at home at the mansion, and are even sharing a bathroom with Holly. These blonde hotties sure clean up nice! Our source reveals that when the twins were hanging out at the mansion fresh from a shower, with wet hair and no make-up, they were “hardly recognizable.” 19-year old Karissa and Kristina now call the Playboy Mansion home, but list their hometowns as Los Angeles and Hollywood, Florida on their MySpace page. Karissa likes to use rhymes to describe herself: “Yup, I’m a bitch, a f**king classy one. Yeah, you’re a hoe, a f**king nasty one,” while Kristina warns, “Hollywood, here we come!” [Photos: The Shannon Twins' MySpace page]
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December 4th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
any skank that ‘dates’ hugh hefner is a stupid golddigging piece of trash…i mean seriously, no smart girl who can get money without taking her clothes off and sucking _#(^@!#_~+_+)+(! would even dream of dating that zombie…
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December 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
THEY’RE NOT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST ATTRACTIVE!
What the hell, does Hef need cataract surgery now? The old !`__~%&!_`$+!@#%$^` s going blind!
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
i freaking hate the twins they dont really love hef there just there for fame and there sluts
January 12th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
The new girlfriend(s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions. In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend(s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions. In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby.The new girlfriend(s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions. In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby.The new girlfriend(s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions. In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby.The new girlfriend(s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions. In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby.The new girlfriend(s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions. In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby.The new girlfriend(s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions. In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby.The new girlfriend(s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions. In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. Ad nauseaum infinity………………………………………………………………………..
January 16th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I DO NOT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS THOSE TWINS ARE TRASHY. I ‘M GOING TO MISS HOLLY, BRIGETTE, AND KENDRA. I LOVE LOVE LOVE HEF!
January 16th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Yes these girls are trash. And they aren’t even pretty (even with a couple pounds of makeup) Ned is wronge though cause Hef will be dead in another 10 years or so unfortunatly. I can’t seem to understand why he has moved them in. I thought that it was just promotion or something when they were brougt in for the 55th annv. issue. NOTHING about these girls is hot or classy. Get rid of them Hef.
From reading other comments it doesn’t seem that anyone will mind.
January 19th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
I THNK THAT U ARE NOTHING BUT GOLD DIGGERS
January 19th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
hef is going to die within the next couple years what do u want with an old man, kendra didn’t even want him. u all are just useing him and everyone knows that at least holly cared.and just because there is two of u dont make it know better your )~@$`#(!^%&!*#@ looks like a side of beef.
January 23rd, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I think Holly really cared about Hef, but now anyone who dates him just seems like a golddigger. It’s trashy.
February 12th, 2009 at 12:23 am
i think that the girls were just in the right place at the right time. They have a natural beauty and Hef needs companionship. As difficult as it is to say goodbye to Holly, Kendra, and Bridgette, it was bound to happen. Now we will have the opportunity to get to know some new personalities. If the new girls are smart, they will respect Hef and learn from being near him. Hef is such a gentleman….how could they not fall in love with him. Age is just a number and anyone that has the chance to be Hef’s girlfriend is a very lucky person. I only hope that we have many years to come of viewing Hef and his lifestyle. To me….it is about him, the females are important but, without him, his friends, and social activities the show would be nothing. I am happy that Holly was smart enough to land a job as editor for Playboy. We will be still seeing a lot of her. See definitely brought style and class to the magazine and I was sorry that her plans for marriage and a child didn’t work out.
May 30th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I wouldn’t kick them off the couch.