Hef’s Twins: We Swear It Was Self-Defense!

Hugh Hefner’s new twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon claim their bust for battery earlier this year occurred as a result of self-defense. Karissa told St. Petersburg police that her coworker Erica Civello’s boyfriend Ben attacked her twin when they were partying on January 10th. According to the police report, “Karissa stated that her twin sister Kristina was extremely drunk.” Ben, Erica’s boyfriend, and Kristina started to argue. Ben was calling her names and making her cry. Then he hit her with a beer bottle. Classy! Then he encouraged Erica to beat up Kristina until everyone was involved in a full-on brawl and Karissa reportedly started pulling Erica’s hair to get her off of her sister, at which point Erica ran into a wall. Holly Madison’s replacements are ten years younger, and come with double the drama!
As for a separate incident where Karissa received a charge for battery: the victim was none other than her twin Kristina! These twins know how to party! [Source: E! Online; Photo: Getty]



















October 14th, 2008 at 12:58 am
Those twins are dogs.
October 14th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
OMG…those twins are wretched! They look like sluts and are NOT attractive in the least…Hef needs to move onto classier women, such as Holly, Bridget, and Kendra.
October 16th, 2008 at 11:28 am
LOL! Wow! These girls really know how to put the pounds on compared to their other pictures. I thought that fake orange tan was supposed to make you look thinner. I didn’t know Miss Piggy had a twin. ROTFLMAO! No but in all seriousness, one of these girls is actually pretty (minus the fake orange oompa loompa face, and bright white undereye concealer) and the other one looks like she has lyme disease, one side of her face is always drooping and sagging.
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:23 am
It all sounds kinda scary to me. I mean he is a rather older guy.Does he really need these girls that obviously liks to “abuse”people?That doesn’t sound like it’s going to go in ANY kind of GOOD way!Look at him!!She’s has a death grip on his neck and he looks scared to death.Like she’s said “smile or you’ll get no bathroom priveledges tonight”.This is simply NOT a good match I don’t think.SOMEONE SAVE HIM!!!!!
November 5th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
whiiiite trash! these @&)(~#+$~(&(@$@+@ es are NASTY!