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Jennifer Aniston Can’t Quit John Mayer

Or maybe it’s the other way around? How can we be sure John Mayer’s the player in this relationship? The couple reunited for a quick hello n’ fuck session in New York City this weekend, and ended up flying back to Los Angeles together, where they “were very lovey-dovey, reported a National Enquirer spy. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly.”

Some may say this means Jen is desperate, hurting to get married, just wants a baby, blah blah blah. We believe otherwise - our girl has every right to hate f*ck whoever she wants! If Mayer’s sensitive emails turn her on, then more power to her. And besides, she may not be knocked up with a child, but at least she’s boning one.  [Photo: WireImage]

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