Simon Cowell Sits On Cushions To Look Bigger

The lot of the smaller man is a difficult one. We feel for them, we really do, what with the model girlfriends who tower over them and strangers saying to them “you look much bigger on TV!” while sunning yourself in Barbados. Actually, we don’t feel sorry for Simon Cowell and his millions at all. But it is quite funny to report that Simon’s Britain’s Got Talent co-judge Piers Morgan has spilled his height-making secrets.

“If you look carefully, Simon grows between shows. When we’re on Britain’s Got Talent he’s smaller then me, then suddenly his three pillows arrive and he’s taller than me!”

Love it. Stacked heels, puffy hair and three cushions - we still know you’re a shortarse, Simon. [Photo: WireImage]