What have we really done to deserve this, America? Now Paris Hilton has threatened promised to stay in Britain for like, ever. Over here to record a totally spurious show in which she finds a British best friend, Paris must be reckoning that with the Madonna and Guy split there’s a vacancy for another U.S. superstar to adopt our ker-azy British ways.
“I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here,” she told the London Paper, and wore a really stupid top saying “Royal Highness” as if to prove it.
She also sparked speculation that she’s split with the other one from Good Charlotte by dribbling on about hot guys this side of the pond: “I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but it’s early days.”
Hang on, hang on a minute, America, I thought we had an agreement. You wouldn’t let Paris back over if we kept Miley Cyrus … oh. Sorry about that. [Photo: Splash News]
October 21st, 2008 at 10:11 am
This is a terrible thing to ask–unfair to Paris–but—she looks so thin–is there any chance that it is easier to do coke and heroin in England than it is in the states? I have to wonder if that is the attraction.
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 am
well she chose the right place, after all she is no less than a *_)@%&)&_%@~#+$@` herself