T-Pain redefined celebrity TMI in a recent Blender article, explaining that—despite his wife’s enthusiasm for porn and “tipping bitches” at strip clubs—he frequently is forced to masturbate to satisfy his sexual urges. “I’m married, and I jerk off all the time. Some R&B singers act like they getting sex every night. T-Pain is here to tell you: Ain’t no one getting sex every night!”
So that’s why T-Pain is here. This isn’t the only mental picture T-Pain provides Blender of his “oh”-face. “I remember f*cking one girl on a couch in the living room, in front of everyone. She kept her skirt on so it looked like a real intense lap dance. I loooved that!” Do you think he moans in autotune? [Via ONTD]
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