Being Friends With Jessica Simpson Is Dangerous

Hairdresser to the stars, Ken Paves, was clocked in the face with a photographer’s camera while escorting Jessica Simpson out of L.A. restaurant Madeo on Saturday night. The celebrity stylist, who Jessica once called her ’soulmate,’ was promptly rushed to the hospital by their driver after the incident. Jess escorted her mane man inside, where he received nine stitches for a cut above his eyebrow. No police reports have been filed yet, but we’re sure this only adds to the anger brewing in Hollywood over out of control paparazzi. And who can blame the celebs for being fired up? The attention has proven to be face threatening, and in Hollywood, that’s the only thing that matters. [Photo: Splash News Online]