Holly Madison Hates On Hef

Apparently dissatisfied with the attention she received for lip smacking Criss Angel in public, Holly Madison has now taken to whining about her time as Hugh Hefner’s main bunny. “I’m just kind of sad about my breakup with Hef. I wish he would’ve seen it coming,” she lamented to Extra. “I want to be with somebody I can have more of a future with eventually. Hef and I can’t get married and have kids…so it was fun while it lasted but it wasn’t right for my old age. I got too old for Hef.”

The ancient and eldery Madison went on to divulge that she is still living with and working for her ex, but will be transitioning into a condo very soon. She also commented on her hopes for future suitors, saying, “It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance. Sorry, Hef, you know you’re high maintenance. I love you but you know you’re high maintenance.”

But does Holly know that Criss Angel is high maintenance? The douchey illusionist is always decked out in glimmering jewels, and his intense hairdo and makeup rivals that of his new lady. Love may be blind, but can’t it smell a loser?  [Photo: WireImage]