Kim Can’t Face Cameras Without Makeup

Kim, sweetheart, don’t hang your head low just because you’re not wearing makeup. True, we suspected that your beauty would be washed away upon the first touch of makeup remover. But we were wrong. Very wrong. You look great without makeup. No caked on eyeliner. No fake eyelashes. No base or blush. Yet … naturally beautiful.

It’s baffling to us that you could make a hardcore sex tape and then turn terribly shy because you’re not wearing lipstick. But we approve of the au naturale look. You should try it more often.