Donald Trump Is Hiding Jennifer Hudson

Who knew Donald Trump was such a good Samaritan? The comb-over king has come to the rescue of Jennifer Hudson and her family, housing the mourning clan at his Trump International Hotel & Tower in Chicago, for free. “She’s a great girl. And we’re protecting them well,” he told People magazine. “They are very safe.”

Safe from everything but the Donald, that is. Surely he’s going to want something in return, right?