Ashlee Simpson Hates Being Pregnant
Singer and nose-job recipient Ashlee Simpson is very, very, very pregnant, and is ready to get the mother-effin’ baby out of her uterus. Can you blame the girl? Her sister gets to run around chugging Bud Lights with her football-playing boyfriend, while Ashlee sits at home rubbing cocoa butter on her stretch marks.
It’s not the most exciting life for the 24-year-old newlywed, so she’s decided to take charge and get the baby out. Her sis Jessica told Ellen DeGeneres that Ashlee is so ready to pop that she’s trying to induce labor. Her attempts include, “Different foot massages and stuff,” Jess blabbed to Ellen. “I don’t know. I think she’s really just jumping around trying everything right now.”
Maybe she should play her future spawn some of her greatest hits? That’ll make the kid bust out of her belly - and then run far, far away. [People. Photo: WireImage]
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November 18th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I don’t blame Ashley. I get so sick of all these celebrities saying “I love being pregnant, I feel so beautiful.” Yea f***ing right! You can hardly walk 20 feet without being out of breath, can’t sleep because you can’t get comfortable when your carrying an extra 20+ pounds, all in your boobs and stomach, and after the 7th month sex is just torture. I’m glad she is being real and saying what she feels, not just saying what she thinks is gonna make her look good.
November 18th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Women are eventually worried about their appearance when they are pregnant. Their body becomes fatter and in some women pigmentation appears in some parts of their body.