Some celebrities are famous the world over, have a legion of fans that follow their every move religiously, and an empire of merchandise advertising themselves. But that doesn’t mean these characters are any more compelling than the empty lunchboxes their faces are plastered all over. The Jonas Brothers, who’ve uttered about three words all year (they may have said more — but they’ve been drowned out by their shrieking fans) have about as much charisma as their live action figures, which is also true of fellow Disney factory product Selena Gomez. Gomez almost got interesting this year when Miley Cyrus mocked her milquetoast web videos, but that fire was quickly doused by Disney press releases. Jessica Alba scowled through ‘08, putting out two cinematic bombs and a baby, and only occasionally breaking into a smile. As for former O.C. star Rachel Bilson, it seems that even she bored of her wooden on-screen performances, and has started a fashion line with DKNY.
Check out photos of the nominees and vote now in all 12 of our distinguished categories.
December 5th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
the jonas brothers boring? wat about the whole taylor swift cheating thing??? he ditched her for another actress. wat do u have to do to not be boring????
December 9th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Id have to say Selena Gomez shes just to much of a good girl who to me seems like a suck up i dunno at least w/Miley u know shes a screw up once and awhile and a not so perfect teen but Selena ur beautiful but even ur acting makes me yawn lmao
December 12th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
I’m going to have to choose Rachel Billson because I don’t even know who she is!
December 14th, 2008 at 11:04 am
omg the jo bros r sooo not boring!!!!!! jeez u ppl r krazy…
and miley cyrus is not a slut (i think…)
December 16th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
ah jonas brothers fer sure. their music is horrible and theyre ugly as )*(*($)@(`)#$&# in #@%*@%@!^*(%*((%
December 28th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
How in the world are the Jonas Brothers boring? Have you not seen their youtube videos? They are hilarious! And their concerts are so much fun!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
how in the world do you think the jonas brothers are boring?? you really need to get a life if you think their boring.
December 31st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
The JONAS BROTHERS ARE NOT BORING! niether is Selena Gomez. I CANNOT STAND rachel Bilson all her acting looks the same. Jessica Alba is kind of boring. BUT THE JO BROS ARE NOT!!!!!!!
April 9th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
I think the jonas brothers are not boring they are amazing. They are the best boy group ever. Who ever think they are boring yall are just haters. so yall need to shut up and go some where. and for yall info tons of people love them. EVEN ME!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S ALL YALL HATERS AND IF NICK YOU R READING THIS I LOVE U.