Britney Spears has just now figured out that hindsight really is 20/20. A new teaser from her upcoming MTV documentary reveals that Brit’s now all “oops!” when it comes to her marriage to Kevin Federline. If only she had been able to smell a loser back in 2004, we could have avoided this whole mess. Alas, clarity just wasn’t in the stars for our screwed up songbird.
“I think I married for the wrong reasons,” Britney said of her two-year marriage to K-Fed. “Instead of following my heart and, like, doing something that made me really happy, I just did it for the sake of the idea of everything.”
While we have no idea what she’s talking about, she never did claim to be a philosopher, just a pop star hungry for Cheetos, Mercedes, and dead-beat stoners. We’re relieved her ‘everything’ is now tightly controlled by her dad. If Britney’s bad judgement doesn’t keep the losers out, Papa Spears will! [Us. Photo: FilmMagic]
