So this is why there’s going to be a fifth season of The Hills. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped in Mexico this weekend, uniting their forces of loser-ness into one terrible marriage. The publicity-hungry pair are currently feeding all the details to Perez Hilton and Us Weekly, who will feature the wedding pics on their cover this week. As much as we loathe these two, we can’t wait to ogle over them decked out in virginal white. If you aren’t already gagging, here are the vows Spencer supposedly read to his beloved:
Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.
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November 24th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Oh My God, it just hit me, Spencer looks like Harry, from “Harry and the Hendersons” movie, LMAO
November 24th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
OMG they r so STUPID y would they do that Spencer is ugly & Hidie no coment but the hills suk though i dnt noe y ppl like da show it’s kinda pointless but watever der life i dnt really care
November 25th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
these two are lame!!!! She is so fake and he is just an a**hole. They are both nobodies. I don’t know why they would be published on any magazine. What have either one of them done besides reality TV. Your not famous for that.