Mimi: The Musical!

They just keep on coming. First we hear that London next year is awaiting the greatness of Sister Act on stage, and now rumours are spreading that Mariah Carey’s life story is headed for Broadway.

“A huge, huge Broadway producer is interested in Mariah’s story and it’s in discussions. Who would turn down an opportunity like that? Mariah has had a fascinating life,” reports Now magazine.

Actually, maybe they’re right. You’ve got the baddy in Tommy Mottola, an easy “low” to close Act One with (Glitter, followed by Mimi’s meltdown), plus plenty of booze and T&A! We’d see it!  [Photo: Getty Images Entertainment]