Monday, December 1st, 2008
Scandalist’s Top Teeniles: 9 Celebs Who Dress Half Their Age
Scandalist has noticed a disturbing trend plaguing Hollywood these days: older celebrity ladies in the prime of their lives dressing like they’re on their way to a Jonas Brothers concert. This fashion illness - known as going teenile - befalls famous middle-aged woman. Symptoms manifest themselves by the presence of tight denim, belly shirts, frilly lace, and lots and lots of skin.
We’ve pored over pics to bring you our 9 favorite teeniles tromping down Robertson Boulevard these days. Marvel at the phenomenally fifteen-year-old fashion stylings of Mariah Carey, Linda Hogan, Shauna Sand, Teri Hatcher and other hotties hiding their wrinkles behind mini-skirts, below.
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December 2nd, 2008 at 7:14 am
WOW!! I think Mariah looks GREAT!! I have never been a fan of hers, BUT the ladie looks GREAT!! I’m not a huge fan of her music, I think I like a handful of her songs, but you’ve got to give the girl credit she looks GREAT!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:17 am
NOW she juSt looks old especially in her face AND WHO IS SHE ANYWAYS?
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:20 am
Who is this SHAUNA SAND ckicky anyways? You can say what you want about Mariah but she looks like a teenager compared to Shauna!! Shauna just looks old and past her prime!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:31 am
WHAT?? KIMORA made your list? ARE you serious? She’s a fashoin ICON!! She could make a potatoe sack looks good! You people serioulsy need to update your list! I have seen other HAGS who should have made your list…but NOT KIMORA LEE SIMMONS!! You people need your eyes examined!! She has a team of stylists to make sure she doesnt go out in public unless she is looking her BEST from the top of her head to the tips of her shoe’s!! I’ve seen many many other HAGS who SHOULD have made your list but didnt!! You should remove Kimora from this list!!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:35 am
I’ve seen 15 year olds who wished they looked as good as Kimora does ALL THE TIME!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:36 am
I LOVE her DRESS!!! and accessories!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:41 am
OBVIOUSLY Kim isnt too happy with her Mom’s choice of clothing and can you blame her? In all the outfits in a the magazines i’ve seen Kim in I’ve never seen her look this “Ho’ish”(except the sex tape scandal of course, but I didnt waste my time watching it anyways so no I’ve never seen Kim looks trashier than her Mom!!)
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I FEEL THAT PEOPLE DRESS THE WAY THEY FEEL. I SEE NO PROBLEM WITH AN OLDER WOMAN OR MAN WEARING CLOTHES THAT MAKE HER/HIM LOOK AND FEEL GOOD. I FEEL THAT THERE IS NO WAY TO DRESS YOUNG OR OLD. SOME PPL JUS HAVE A BETTER STYLE THAN OTHERS. I THINK THIS GOES IN THE CATEGORY OF PLASTIC SURGERY OR COSMETICS. NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK SHABBY OR AS IF THEY HAV NO STYLE. DRESS COMFORTABLEY AND STYLEE LOL!!
December 4th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Linda Hogan is a disgrace.
How embarassing for her family! As if they havn’t been through enough. She will never do better than the Hulk!
December 8th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
i would be embarrassed if linda hogan was my mom they way she dressed kimora looks great though
December 20th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Mariah Carey is just super fine,gorgouse,rare undoubtful beauty,this women is HYPNOTIC.she is my dream women.Every thing about her from head to toe reeks of sex appeal,even her smile smile is intoxicateing to me!!i would defently drink her bath water…Mariah is a faboules women and very lovely indeed,the women can sing just like a song bird.all you haters gotta just give this GODDESS credit she is a stop and stare type of women.ive herd and seen plenty of 18-22 year olds that just wished they had a drop of her beauty or sex appeal.this women is the full package,a full meal deal with extra of every thang.I WOULD JUST LOVE TO HAVE HER ON MY VINE!This is truely one of a Kind and I just know GOD had to throw away and Destroy the mold she came from for she looks way to good for two to be on earth at the same time!!!