Alana Love: Diary From The Bunny Ranch
(Alana Love started working last week at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel in Nevada. She is single, 20 years old and seven months pregnant. She told her story on the Howard Stern show this morning and will share her thoughts and experiences with Scandalist readers in this diary. Check back weekly for updates.)
Tuesday, Nov. 25
Today was my first day at the ranch. I’ve always wanted to do this and when my baby comes, I think I will be able to give her a better life. I was really excited to start today. I know some people will be critical of my choice, but it’s my life. I am an adult. I’m not doing anything to harm my baby — and it’s legal.
I started my day by getting a tour of the ranch. After my tour, I went to my first lineup, where we girls line up and a customer comes in to choose one - or more haha - of us for a party . A nervous looking 27-year-old man came in and looked me up and down and picked me out of the line. I was more shocked than anything that I was picked. There are so many beautiful women. I took the man to a room with my beautiful friend Ashley and we had an amazing threesome. After the first hour, he kept rebooking and rebooking. He wanted another half an hour, then a half an hour in the hot tub. We had a great time.
So far I think this will be a pretty good life. I wonder all the time what my baby will look like and what she will want to do with her life. I’m not sure how I will feel if she wants to do this kind of work. Obviously if she is over 18, I won’t be able to second guess it. If she is under my own roof, I would have to second guess her. Either way, I am going to support her. If she did it right, it would be ok. I could definitely tell her about all the wrongs and rights! That’s all for now…
Love,
Alana
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December 2nd, 2008 at 9:32 am
AWESOME JOB on HOWARD STERN SHOW this morning!!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:37 am
Loved you on Howard, but I think you should ’sell’ your baby to a coupless child.
Better for the child, the couple and you. And you can always have more…
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:30 am
Steve, what the &)!*$^%+~`@+*`~+ is a coupless child?
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 am
Ugh! People like you are the reason society should be individually screened before procreating! What the hell is wrong with you?! You know the sperm of a strange man slithering up your cervix when there’s a baby in your uterus is downright vile! Any guy who would do you when you’re pregnant with another guy’s child is sick as well! I hope Child Services come and rescue your baby from you as soon as he/she’s born! And one more thing, you rectal swab, didn’t anyone tell you you’re not supposed to be in a hot tub during your 3rd trimester?!?! That alone is endangering your baby!!!! You don’t deserve the joy of bringing a child into the world, let alone the privilege of raising it!
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Gf
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
You really need to take a hard look at what you are doing.
I can’t magine any well adjusted person taking this route.
You have another human being as your responsibility. Your job should be to get yourself straight before dealing with the huge ersponsibilty of raising another human being. A prostitute mom is nothing to be proud of and likely to mess up the psyche of this kid as well.
get help.
Get therapy
You owe it to your kid
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
U ARE SICKI N HEAD DO U WANT UR MUM TO BE )#&%@~+@!%&`#&@~ ING HOOKER!!SICK!
December 4th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Sell her child? That’s my granddaughter! I don’t think so. I my not agree with my daughters choices but she IS my daughter, I love her and my granddaughter will ALWAYS be loved and cared for.
December 4th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
babe-don’t listen to any of these jealous !(!!%__+@#@__+&! s on here! you do what you think is right and what is best for your baby and let all these other hipocrites worry about their own lives! and if you’re ever in philly-look me up babe. i’ll treat you the way you need and deserve to be treated!
December 5th, 2008 at 12:32 am
First off, I would never let a guys sperm around me, always condoms IF i even have intercourse! I didn’t sit in no hot tub either! I sat on the outside of it and drank OJ! God, I ain’t stupid. I got all you talking didn’t I? This has nothing to do about me changing how good of a mom I will be. You think these girls here have no kids! come on! get real. For you couple people who are hating I have million more holding me up. ALSO, don’t believe everything you hear. If everything was true that people heard we all would have problems. Thank you for your saport to the others. I go to school full time and getting my master’s. This doesn’t change me.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Alana,
First off lets start with your lies…Your father is not and has never been the Mayor of Monroe! Your step mom who has tried to give you everything under the sun; you never were a cheerleader or a dancer. How are you going to explain all of this to your little brother? Why would nationally disgrace your family like this. I could understand if your family was not well known, but come on Monroe is a small town! So everyone would like to know…when exactly did you finally get your high school diploma or GED and when did you get a BA from college? The big question we all want to know is what is your Masters degree in? I truly feel for your family and we will support those here in Monroe as best as possible. I pray that the baby is healthy and that you will be able to be the mother that your unborn child deserves.
December 7th, 2008 at 1:26 am
I am friends with Alana and If all you would check, she didn’t say much, her baby daddy said lies on the air. Don’t put words in her mouth. He step mom? You mean her Father’s wife? Get real. High school deploma? She got that already smart one. As far as I know she is WORKING on a master’s. she is 20 how can she have that already? Who said she was from Monroe? Not her fault her family wants to put themselfs in the limelight and let everyone know. I don’t think she would claim that part of her family anyways from what I know. Alana and I were both cheerleaders and on the dance team in the same high school. Ill have her put pictures up of us for all the haters. I love how people who don’t even know her can )&%&_#!!#$`_@_& ume different. Ive known her for years. Explain to her little brother? Last time i checked she didn’t talk about her father and her Step Mother’s son. Now I see why she said only certain people are going to be at the birth and around her baby and her again. Sorry, Ill be there. Stop all your bullshit lies. Can’t you see she is pregnant? Good job putting stress on her. Also, I know that is her family writing once again trying to put themselfs in the limelight, good thing she knows not to look at the gossip, keep talking bad about her, your only making her more money…I love you Alana Love…
December 7th, 2008 at 2:58 am
I’m disappointed there aren’t more entries. I would really love to hear more about how things are going, how your pregnancy is progressing, how you’re feeling.
Ignore the haters. If we lived anywhere NEAR the ranch I would totally take my husband. He has a major pregnancy fetish.
I’ve never been with a pregnant woman either, except myself. Hmmm…I have no idea what the ranch’s policy is on women customers but that would be VERY interesting.
In short, kudos to you, and my best wishes for a healthy, hale baby girl. I already know she will be happy and loved.
December 7th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I say more power to you! I’ve known a lot of girls who (previously) worked at the Bunny Ranch, and I’ve yet to hear any complaints! Plus, it’s your body, your life! Enjoy yourself, and don’t let these hate-filled jerks ever get you down!
These people need to examine their own issues with sex and sexuality. You’re being safe, I know this (you can’t get your Sheriff’s card if you weren’t!).
I hope everything goes well for the rest of your pregnancy and that you continue to do whatever makes you happy, whatever that is!
December 7th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
this is the saddest thing i’ve read on this website.
i don’t know what’s sicker, men with pregnancy fetishes, or this woman being pregnant and prostituting.
if she’s so smart, and she has a BA and working on her Master’s, why is she prostituting instead of getting a real job? i’m sorry but i don’t believe she has a BA or a master’s or else she wouldn’t be doing this.
america and the bunny ranch has REALLY sunk to a new low.
December 8th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I think Nikki needs to take a Human Growth and Development class.
The sperm of a “strange man” “slithering up one’s cervix” isn’t going to harm the baby. Would it be any better if it were the sperm of her husband/the baby’s father? Why? Is it not OK for pregnant women to have sex? Why? And why the hell is it anyone’s concern but Alana’s?
Maybe you have some hangups of your own that you need to deal with
Also… eugenics. Definitely the solution to weeding out everyone whose beliefs and life choices don’t match your own. *slow clap*
And Steve, why would you tell some pregnant woman you don’t even know to sell her baby?
Jess, how is prostituting not a “real job”? What is a “real job”? Selling cheap useless plastic crap? Waiting tables? Telemarketing? How are these crappy jobs any better? (I bet prostituting pays a hell of a lot more than these things, that’s for sure.) Also I know a number of college educated sex-workers, I don’t know how this is shocking to you.
December 8th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Maria, prostituting may pay more than those crap jobs, but does that make it right? I’m sorry but laying on your back with your legs in the air while strange men #*$^@()(!@!&#&“ you all day isn’t a real job. ESPECIALLY WHILE PREGNANT! Also, if she has a BA/S then I’m POSITIVE she can get a better job than what you listed. Why are you so #*$^@()(!@!&#&“ ing defensive? Are you yourself a prostitute?
I’m praying/waiting for the day this woman’s baby comes out and child services come and takes it away. People like this DO NOT deserve to breed.
December 8th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Also, I’m not shocked that a college girl is prostituting to pay her way through college, I’m shocked that she’s pregnant and doing it.
This is definitely another one of Dennis Hof’s get more rich and demean more women quick schemes.
December 9th, 2008 at 11:57 am
alana-as a huge fan of cathouse and all the bunnies i think you are a fabulous addition to the already stellar girls working at the ranch.and the only reason people are talking smack is because they are probably not cute enough to work there.your baby will never want for anything.good for you.and dont forget the coco butter for your tummy!!!!!!!!!!
December 9th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
whats up girl ,im married but will be in vegas this new year coming 1st 2 weeks of january,love to see you,you have rates and menu
December 9th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Thank you for all your nice comments, my new Diary entry is being put up now. I don’t worry about the mean ones. Just because I am working here doesnt mean I have to do some of the things listed, I have a choice in everything. I am more about quality then quantity when it comes to clients. I like to surround myself with positive people. I like how everyone ^_)@(~#**&!#_(# umes I am done with school, I am only 20 years old and working on a degree and as of right now taking a little brake to work and take time off for my baby when she comes instead of putting her in daycare. I am doing alot less then if I was in a realationship at home, and I havn’t been in one since I foundout I was pregnant. Alot of people think that I should find a husband right now, my thought, I don’t think I need to put any effort into a realationship other then my soon to be Daughter and I think too many people think single mother’s can’t raise a baby without a man in the house. I am doing nothing wrong for CPS to take away my daughter. Dennis takes care of me as in making sure i eat well, get lots of sleep and if i don’t feel like doing anything then I am able to put my feet up and watch TV and to take care of myself and keep in touch with family.
December 10th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
“I am doing nothing wrong for CPS to take away my daughter. ”
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
That is funny because I’m sure if it was any other pregnant prostitute and not you working at the “amazing” Bunny Ranch, they would have it taken away in a +(!@(`&%!~@(%@_$ ing millisecond. How would you feel if your daughter was prostituting when she was pregnant? I love how you try and justify it by saying you have a choice in what you do, but that still doesn’t make it right.
“Alot of people think that I should find a husband right now, my thought, I don’t think I need to put any effort into a realationship other then my soon to be Daughter and I think too many people think single mother’s can’t raise a baby without a man in the house.”
At least you’re right about that.
“Dennis takes care of me as in making sure i eat well, get lots of sleep and if i don’t feel like doing anything then I am able to put my feet up and watch TV and to take care of myself and keep in touch with family.”
Dennis takes “care” of you because you’re a money maker. Do you really believe if you weren’t making all this money for him and you were just a regular prostitute he would give as much of a crap about you as he does now?
As for everyone thinking I’m not pretty enough to work at the Bunny Ranch, please. If I wasn’t pretty why would I get offers to work at brothels? FYI, I always turn them down, because I don’t want to be some used up slut by the time I’m 20.
December 15th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Alana, you are beautiful. those jerks are just either jealous or stupid. Regardless whether sex is involved, its just a job. i doubt any of these people posting hate messages have jobs that pay 1/4 of what you get, so you keep doing what you’re doing. i’d go for a higher priced job with less hours too, if i could find one. good luck to you.
December 17th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
You get asked to work at different brothels? Not the Bunny Ranch lady…Why are you so into Alana’s life? Is yours not doing it for you? Do you really think Dennis would be were he is if he didn’t treat ALL the girls really well? It does NOT matter how much money a women makes at the Bunny Ranch, he is nice to women everywhere. I am very glad there is people out there being nice to Alana still, I was pregnant before and even a person looking at me wrong would upset me..she seems like a very strong girl. I don’t see any reason for her baby to be taken away. name ONE thing she is doing different then most pregnant women do in their life’s? Nothing. I know for a fact that ALOT of the girls at the ranch don’t do what everyone thinks is done there. Also, do you really think she HAS to do anything she doesnt want to for money? I mean look at her, men are paying for party’s just to take her out for dinner, not saying im sure she doesn’t get her times where she WANTS more. Come on! When I was pregnant I was Horny alot also, my husband loved it. She is very smart…..the FIRST Hustler latout? Why havn’t anyone else thought of this? I see at stores Pregnancy porn so don’t say there isn’t pregnant women in the adult bussiness. I hope she makes it big and does very well and has a great time. I hate reading rude peoples comments, do you sit at home depressed and wanting to bring others down?
December 21st, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Wow!! It was really difficult getting through some of those posts. I think the grammar and spelling says it all. Where did these people go to school??? Remind me not to send my kids there.
January 7th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Being the grandma i am . how do you feel about this Everett guy , being the father of children from under age girls , his 6 year old is a great girl, i feel she shouldnt seen her father any more. how do you feel? and why isnt he in jail?
January 20th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
You are a very pretty girl. Apparently not too bright though. So you’re doing strangers while you’re pregnant?! Holy crap dude!! What a horrible existence you’re living . . . sadly, you won’t realize it until many years from now. But at least you’re choosing to have the baby, and that gets some points in my book. There is something very arousing about the thought of doing a preggo. It might be that you can bust a nut bareback and not worry about being the dad, you just have to worry about STD’s and stuff.
January 30th, 2009 at 5:09 am
Yes Samsara what a great way to comment on the subject at hand! Why bother to talk about the 7 month pregnant “working girl” when there are such severe grammer problems in the world. Now go get your McDonald’s uniform on and get to work before your late. Your an english teachers wet dream! Unfortunately 4 u nobody gives a s*** about grammer. You can always shoot for Employee of the Month. Always a silver lining.
February 4th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I am saddened by your confusion young lass. I know your young years were full of uncertainty, fear, instability. I hope you choose to not raise your child in this environment. I hope you choose to do better by this baby and yourself. Working as a prostitute is no life for anyone. Money will not comfort a broken heart. Beauty is much deeper than skin, and I hope it is that beauty that you wish to instill in your daughter. Please know that there are people who genuinely care and would help in order to keep you out of this terrible situation.
February 5th, 2009 at 3:18 am
Yea its not illegal,but its a sleight against god and a sin plus ur prolly get all loose and then have to tell your daughter what mommy did for a living when she was young good luck
March 4th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Hi Alana!
I’m a little late in the news, and I don’t know how far along you are, or maybe you’ve had your baby! But I just wanted to let you know that although I don’t judge you or even have an opinion about the line of work you choose, sex with different partners is dangerous in everyday life, but especially when you’re pregnant. You could get an STD (or STI, don’t remember what’s the correct term), even if it’s protected sex and that puts your baby at risk. If you want to have a @*!`($_%%~(*`_&#!^ l delivery, and you have an STD, then your baby could get very sick and potentially die because she’s so small and fragile. And I know that a lot of people are having C-sections, but recovery is hard and there are all sorts of complications that can happen during a C-section - it’s a major surgery! And even with a C-section, STD’s are still a risk to your baby (and to you!).
Anyways, I’m hoping that you have a good doctor that did prenatal and will do postnatal care with you, so that you have that doctor to check up on your health status. Good luck with your baby, motherhood is hard the first few months! Get lots of support for those hard times, and I wish you all the best.
Please - think about how your actions now can affect you and your child in the long run - your baby needs you to be there!
March 5th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I just watched the Tyra show and am so deeply disappointed in how she treated you. You deserve respect. I wish you didn’t have to feel the way you do. You take care of yourself and that baby!
I left Tyra a nasty comment on her website about how she treated you:
HOW DARE ALL OF YOU FOR BEING SO JUDGMENTAL!!!! I feel deeply saddened by this young beautiful and her situation. No one has the right to judge this young woman for what she has done in to support her needs. I was furious when Tyra asked her if she was actually going to use the baby items on her child when the baby comes…Why wouldn’t she? What about the conditions in which 90% of our clothing and goods come from…Do we stop buying them because of this??? NO!!! How dare you say she should give her baby up for adoption? Why should she? She is doing this for her baby! She loves her children just as much as we all do. At least she is in a controlled environment and not walking the streets of Vegas!
Leave this poor girl alone. I am a mother of two and am fortunate enough to have a loving husband that takes care of us. Why should she have to work for minimum wage if she doesn’t want to? I guarantee she will have much more time and energy for her child than a person who is working 2 jobs making minimum wage and going to school full time and has to leave it the Daycare System to raise their children!!!!! The woman has to do, what she has to do!!!!!
What about all of the women that are having sex for free, at least she gets paid for it! She is not being promiscuous for personal pleasure, she is supporting her self. At every point in most women’s lives they have sex for one reason or another…and hers just happens to be money!!! LEAVE HER THE HECK ALONE! PLEASE STOP MAKING THIS WOMAN FEEL WORSE ABOUT HERSELF! I am ready to boycott everything that has to do with TYRA!!
March 5th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Just saw your appearance on Tyra Banks show……What a +$!!+^*)$$^)$)!*_ she was to you. Who the hell is she to make judgement about the choices that you make for YOUR life.
just wanted you to know that I support your choices…..not that my opinion matters…….but your daughter will be beautiful I’m sure……and sometimes, it’s better to have more “moms” at least she will have a loving family…….there is a movie about a boy who grew up in a brothel….not sure if it was a true story…but he turned out fine!!!
If I had the body and courage, I’d do it too…..the money is a nice draw….and would be helpful……
I wish you the very best……I wish you success……and a safe and healthy delivery of your baby girl…..
March 5th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
HI i seen you at the tyra banks show and your very wise to keep the baby. im a male single parent at age 16 and im trying to support my baby boy plus i have no one to support me.well got to go please keep in touch
March 5th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Alana, Just saw you on Tyra. Keep strong and do what is right for you and your baby. Tyra missed the mark on this one and you deserved better. Remember there are people that support you and wish you the best. Take care!!
March 5th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Alana,
just wanted you to know that Tyra had no right to treat you the way she did on her show. Most of us in the world have compassion for your difficult situation. I could see that you definately don’t enjoy your job and I know that we moms will do WHATEVER it takes to provide for our children. I could also see that you have alot of pain and guilt inside that NO ONE seems to care about. I am here to tell you that there are some of us who do care. I don’t agree with your choice of work but I do understand that you felt like you had no other options. I sent an e-mail to Dr. Phil because he will not just say you could do other things to support your child..he will offer you suggestions and *_(%&^`~#!%!*@~ istance to help you make a better life for you and your baby girl. Please remember that you are a wonderful person, and a loving mother who deserves all the best in life..including positive self- esteem.
Laurie
March 6th, 2009 at 3:38 am
I agree with shonta tyra was mean to Alana Love. Tyra has a long history of sleeping around with athletes and entertainers so how can she look down on what any woman does with her body.
March 7th, 2009 at 2:05 am
why was is that you were crying looking like the victim on tyra yet stripping and all smiles on howard stern? which one is it? we all know that you wanted to work at the ranch even before you got pregnant yet you’re using your pregnancy as an excuse. You are a phony and a liar - but a great actress none the less.
March 9th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
When and where was the “Pregnant Bunny” actually taped?
March 13th, 2009 at 1:18 am
Dear Alana,
I am a 25 year-old single parent to a year old little girl and I just saw you on the Trya show. I am disgusted at how she treated you… how dare she be so judgemental of you. She sure as heck has no clue what it is like to be a single parent and feel like you have no other options. She could of offered you some help or alternatives but she didn’t… it was just easier for her to be rude and judgemental. I remember when I was pregnant with my daughter and felt like I had no one to turn to and I questioned how in the heck am I going to be able to take care of this baby by myself. Luckly I had a family that was very supportive and helped me through it all and still helps me today. If it hadn’t been for them I don’t have a clue what I would of done…. I probably would of ended up giving her up feeling like I couldn’t provide her with the live she deserves. But, I want you to know I know how it feels to feel like you have no one and no other choices. You do what you feel like you need to do and don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life…. you are the one who has to life with the choices you make NO ONE ELSE!!!! I could see in the show you care VERY much for your daughter and just want to provide her with the best life possible…. I don’t want to come of as rude or judgemental but if I could give you a piece of advice it would be that money isn’t everything and having it doesn’t make you a good parent; all that is going to matter to your little girl in the end is knowing you love her not what kind of clothes she is wearing when she is a little girl….. and I know you are going to be a WONDERFUL mommy and will provide her will all the love she needs. So keep your head up sweetie and take care of your beautiful self and that little girl!!!!
March 24th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
God doesn’t care for `#$%!$%%&`~*#&$@( s
March 24th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
God doesn’t care for (~`_)^_(!!!_$~&#$ s
March 24th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Your occupation allows for why women are degraded. There are other ways to suppost your child, then to have to harm yourself. Seek prayer. There are organizations out there that will help you.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Your occupation allows for why women are degraded. There are other beneficial ways to support you baby without having to harm yourself. Seek prayer. There are organizations out there. I wish you well with your baby.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Your occupation allows for why women are degraded. There are other beneficial ways to support you baby without having to harm yourself. Seek prayer. There are organizations out there. I wish you well with your baby! I am not judging you…I do not have that authority, I’m giving you advice
March 24th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Your occupation allows for why women are degraded. There are other beneficial ways to support you baby without having to harm yourself. Seek prayer. There are organizations out there. I wish you well with your baby! I am not judging you…I do not have that authority, I’m giving you advice
March 25th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Some people may not like your decision of your occupation during pregnancy… But I say GOOD for you!!!!! There are so much more horrible things you could do while pregnant and this isn’t one of them! At least you are going to provide your child with a great life! Don’t listen to thease other HATERS!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2009 at 11:50 am
* My take on this, came in the form of lyrics.
Bunny Ranch Baby (lyrics), by Tiffany Gemnich
My mommy is a bunny
and she lives on the Ranch
she hops into bed
like a squirrel on a branch.
My mommy is a honey
for all the men she’ll meet
she stands in a line
looking yummy mummy sweet.
You rock me to sleep,
with every man you meet.
You rock me to sleep,
with every man that you meet.
You rock me to sleep,
when you pull down the sheet.
You rock me to sleep,
’cause your wallet’s incomplete.
I’m a Bunny Ranch baby,
with a yummy mummy mom,
when my time comes up,
will your job be done?
Will I fill up that wallet,
when the time has run out?
Will I fill up your heart,
on the day I come out?
Will you put on a smile,
on that sad face you hide?
Will you stop meeting men,
making money,
for a ride?
Or was I your ticket,
that ends on the out?
May 2nd, 2009 at 11:43 am
Even though it’s not something I would do…even though I’ve thought about it, I want to say that you are a brave woman to stand up to everyone who looks down upon people for working in this kind of work. My cousin stripped for 10yrs to support her two sons. I also talked to a woman who was a plus size pornstar. It’s work. It’s not something you discuss with your child or children when they are under 12, but you have to prepare them for when their friends, or they, see you somewhere doing your thang. Just take care of yourself and your daughter and you’ll be ok. Just remember you’ll get more static than applause, but the only one that matters is your little one. Raise her right and to be nonjudgemental and you will have set her on the right path. Good luck!!!
Anna
May 12th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Alana, you’re doing what you feel is the best thing right now, don’t let other people bring you down… My boyfriend & I went to the Bunny Ranch, & had an awesome time! Best of luck to you & your precious soon to be baby!!