Citizen Scandal: 20-Year Old Jailed For Raping Grandma’s Dog

Here’s a dreamboat for all you single ladies out there: Meet Nicholas Densmore, a twenty-year-old hunk from Clearwater, Florida. Nicholas likes long walks on the beach, cuddling, tear drop tattoos, and sexually assaulting dogs. Yep, you heard that one right. The dude’s a dog rapist, and was sentenced to four years in prison last week for sexually assaulting his grandparents’ Yorkshire terrier, Dutches.

Densmore’s grandmother apparently caught the classy catch in the act, screwing the animal in a motor home located at the back of their house. When he realized he had been discovered, he grabbed the poor pup by the neck and ran. Dutches was later found “whimpering in a trash bin.”

Densmore, who has an IQ of 83 and is apparently schizophrenic, will undergo psychological evaluation in addition to jail time. Dutches, thankfully, has fully recovered, though Scandalist - after reading this story - may not.  [Photo: Splash News Online]