Here’s a question for all you Gossip Girl fans: What looks like Robert Pattinson and sounds like Vinnie Jones? While Chuck Bass may choose his words—and liquor—with care, Ed Westwick prefers to drink it up and spit them out. The second most popular furry-browed British heartthrob in America (truth hurts!) loudly mugged for partygoers and swore up a storm on a balcony last weekend, and letting one kiss-ass know just how proud of himself he is.
Obnoxious dude in hat: “Mick Jagger will be wearing your T-shirt someday!”
Sexiest Romulan Ever: “Mick Jagger is an old freaking c*nt and you’re a f*cker!”
Obnoxious dude in hat: “Thank you very much! I like to hear you say that!”
Where’s the vicious wit? Looks like Ed can’t muster that Chuck Bass charm without Stephanie Savage there to feed him lines. Learn to hold your booze, Ed, or you won’t even get in a straight-to-DVD vampire movie.
XDXD. Gossip Geek.
[video via ONTD]
