John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were both at the premiere of Marley & Me, last night, as well as co-stars Owen Wilson and Eric Dane. Ironically, the couple decided not to pose together on the red carpet. Some possible reasons:
- Wilson was there with his dad, and Jen felt sorry her troubled co-star didn’t have a honey on his arm.
- Jen and John didn’t want the celebrity luster of their coupling to outshine the movie, of which she’s very proud.
- Jen and John don’t want pictures from the premiere of frikkin’ Marley & Me to appear in “Johnifer” photo galleries.
Not that John wouldn’t talk about his lady and her nudetastic GQ cover: “If I have a problem with that cover, I should just pack up the Toyota and head out of town.” Despite the alleged Toyota owner’s enthusiasm, he declined to hold a copy for a reporter. “No, don’t make me hold it - you’re pimping me out! Because when I touch it, angels die.” You don’t have to masturbate every time you see the photos, John.
[Photo: Splash News Online]
