Socks, President Clinton’s cat, is close to death. Poor Bill—he’s not used to losing pussy. [Dlisted]
Lady Sovereign is back and dressed like a Baseball Fury! We’re not sold on the track, but we love the new look. [Best Week Ever]
Jennifer Aniston was recently scouting for BFs just in case John Mayer didn’t want to hit the Marley & Me premiere. Not that we would have blamed him. [Page Six]
Sondra Fortunato got kicked out of a Giants game for being too hot. Haters! [Buzzfeed]
Jason Castro hopes you’ll download his new Christmas single once you’re done LOLing at the cover. [Seriously! OMG]
OJ Simpson may have paid off a witness. Lot of good that did him. [Bossip]
