We’re guessing it’s usually quite dramatic when Madonna to humps the floor at one of her shows, but after watching her accidentally fall on her ass (0:39 in the clip above), it just doesn’t have the same effect when she intentionally drops soon after. Then again, last night’s concert in Rio suffered such heavy downpours that it’s impressive Madonna bothered to clomp around the slick runway at all.
On the heavier side, Madonna and Guy Ritchie have finalized the financial part of their divorce, with the Rocknrolla director getting about $76 million for his troubles. Thankfully for Maddie, that still leaves her with hundreds of millions to blow on A-Rod. If that’s a little drama-free for your taste, just remember: they still haven’t figured out what exactly happens to the kids.
