Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Lindsay’s Tired Of Rumors Starting

Who would have guessed that Lindsay Lohan’s song “Rumors” was such a prescient masterpiece when it was released in 2004? The tune’s lyrics — “I’m tired of rumors starting, I’m sick of being followed” — have never been more applicable, as Lindsay has started a war with the tabloids via her MySpace blog over rumors that she’s ended things with her elfish, turn tablin’ girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. E! Online reported yesterday that Linds had moved her flannel shirts and Chanel bags out of Sam’s house following numerous fights, and TMZ simply said the pair was “officially history.” ZOMG!

But Lindsay isn’t having it, and the unemployed actress spent some time between shopping sprees getting out her anger on Myspace. “RUMORS,” a short yet poignant piece that targets the tabloid talk, is the title of her finest work of prose yet. We’ll let LiLo (whose writing skills rival that of an 8-year-old Jonas Brothers fan hyped up on Adderall) have the last word.

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE

xoxox Lindsay