Tuesday, January 6th, 2009
This Is How Miley Cyrus’ Family Dresses For Church
The family that prays in ripped jeans and hoodies together stays together. Hard to believe that this qualifies as “Sunday best” for a pair of multi-millionaires, their jailbait daughter and her 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend, but this is how Miley Cyrus and her family dress up when they go to church. It’s not like they’re on a red carpet or anything.
It’s especially nice to see Justin Gaston maintaining his “statutory rapist Christian casual” look. Here’s what you need to pull off his trademark steez.
- Have a bangin’ body.
- Have a teenage girlfriend.
- Wear a crucifix.
- BYOB — Bring Your Own Bible, that is!
- Finally, front-tuck your shirt, so that God can see your belt buckle.
After all, no one with a bible would do anything felonious with their underage girlfriend. Right?
[Photo: Splash News Online]
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January 7th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Nice, lol
January 9th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I don’t see whats so bad about wearing REGULAR clothes to church people shouldn’t judge on what people are wearing!!! At least their going to church!!!!
January 9th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
i agree with ally. there’s absolutely nothing wrong with wearing regular clothes to church. there not dress like pimps and prostitutes so what’s the problem? At least they’re at church right? some people dont even go so they dont need to talk.
January 11th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
miley should not be dating a 20 yaer old man that is a bad impression for little kids
January 13th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
What’s that thig on miley’s head or the loser’s head
January 13th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
hey where’syour bible
January 17th, 2009 at 12:27 am
i looks like the hill billy families are hopping to snatch some grub
January 17th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
…at least they go to church?!?! haha right.
well, I had this UBER long comment ready to post but, i held back…so eh.
January 19th, 2009 at 12:26 am
Miley your boyfriend is H.O.T!!!!!!!
January 19th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
YEA IT IS PRETTY LAME TRYING TO SAY SOMETING ABOUT THEM GOING TO CHURCH LIKE THAT, NO ONE REALLY CARES AT LEAST THEIR GOING TO CHURCH! SOUNDS LIKE TO ME THERE JUST TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH MILEY AND HER FAMILY. THERE JUST LIKE US BUT CAN SING : )
January 20th, 2009 at 1:13 am
lol, wow…there is nothing wrong with wearing normal clothes and not bringing a Bible to church. I go to church every week and wear normal clothes when I’m not doing Praise Band that week. I never bring my Bible because all the versus are on two projectors. haha…perfectly normal!