Enquirer Gives Michael Jackson Six Months To Live
Despite denials from Michael Jackson that he’s suffering from a lethal lung disease, the National Enquirer remains on “Whacko Jacko” death watch. Now their sources give the singer six months to live. “His condition is just so far gone, I’d be surprised if he lasts six months…Painkillers and booze have caught up with him. The only way he was able to cope with the stress of sex scandals and his roller-coaster life was to mask the pain with substance abuse.”
Jacko biographer Ian Halperin has confirmed their source’s claims of emphysema and gastrointenstinal bleeding with his source. “Michael wants to have the lung transplant, but because of other illnesses he’s fighting, he’s too weak to undergo such a major procedure. He’s taking one painkiller after another.” This would help explain why he’s auctioning off his assets, but then Jackson has been frail and cash-starved for years. Still, if the reports are true, the King of Pop may not be around much longer.
[Photo: Splash News Online]
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August 17th, 2009 at 12:06 am
You guys are so gullable arent you. Dont you see the writing on the wall? He did all this so when he was what you thought, found dead, it would back up this claim you are making! MJ is alot smarter than you! HE IS NOT DEAD! Boy he really got the last laugh now, didnt he.
October 8th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I never did believe this Ian Halperin , nor will I EVER BUY HIS BOOK. Hes out to make a buck , everone is , poor MJ. All those celebs and people with money want more , meanwhile we all sit here and keep them going as we get poorer. lol
I think he sounds like an idiot. I think this is all rigged as one fan did say , it gives someting to back up his theory and look more real when he fakes his death.
Last but not least, MJ denies all allegations well he has to as to make it even more real.
The media just takes one thing and changes it. If they see a star steppin across the road not waiting for the light they say it seems to appear that he/she wanted to commit sucide. Unreal. all the power to you MJ, wish I could be ur friend and be there for ya