Gossip Break: Sad And Skinny

• Gwyneth Paltrow wants to share her “very unique life” with us little people. No thanks!  [DListed]
• A guy in Louisville is offering free oral sex to ladies, and has the website from 1996 to prove it.  [Buzzfeed]
• We agree with BWE - this is the dumbest magazine cover ever.  [BWE]
• Scarlett Johansson totally knew she was going to get engaged.  [PITNB]
• We had all but forgotten about Suzanne Somers, but here she is, still mastering her thighs!  [Seriously? OMG!]
• Jennifer Connelly is apparently all skinny because she’s sad about losing her father.  [Hollyscoop]
• Madonna flaunts her goods in her new Louis Vuitton ad.  [Gawker]

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