Top 21 Most Shocking Celebrity Moose Knuckle Moments Ever

I think you missed a good one. Ryan Gosling wearing tightie whities in the first minute of the movie Half Nelson.

Hell NO, that is sooo not his real package! He stuffs it! People were saying it all over when the show was airing about how he puts something down there to make it look bigger than what it really is! I mean, come on, look closely, you can absolutely tell that it is not his _$&^)$$%~*~`$!&%* It is way too buldgy, too round, too full looking, look at other guy’s buldges then you’ll see what I mean! I mean, practically everyone has seen Tommy Lee’s _$&^)$$%~*~`$!&%* now that is a big _$&^)$$%~*~`$!&%* and his buldge does not look like that! Because he doen not stuff his pants, unlike Brett gay Michaels, because Tommy Lee’s is real! Brett fake, gay Michaels is fake and gay in every which way, shape and form, so of course, he stuffs his package, he wants everyone to think he is more and has more than he really does! Hey, he wants everyone to think he is actually a hard rock singer, and that is totally funny and unbelievable, but true, so why not, right?!! He wishs he was an ounce of a rock singer, you have to do rock music to be a rock singer, and that crap is definitely not rock music, that is pop, hair band, so-called music! Which, come on now, don’t be calling this crap music, you will give real music, you know the reason the word music means what it means, you will give the real deal of music a bad name!!
another thing, if he had such a big one like he wants us all to believe, then he would be way more manly than what he is, there would be no lipstick, pink lipstick at that, no hairspray, no fringe, no spandex, no eyeliner, no eyeshadow, no blush, nada! But, that is what a real man already knows, and Bret queer Michaels is sooooo not a real man, period!!

Still bang dat! tap dat twice on a tuesday, once on a wedensday, and go all out on friday!!

Debra you need to check yourself. Why talk down on a guy who’s obviously fought hard for everything he has in life? It’s a PICTURE. Hello??? Pictures are 2 dimensional and cannot show the truth of any one’s size depending on the angle. And um… have you not seen the tape of him and Pam? The man DOES have a big one so stop being so hateful and do something good with your life.
And BTW, Brett is still hot as hell at age 45.

hmmmm intereesting

OH, MY SEXY SEXY SEXY

What the hell is John Mayer wearing?!?

What tape of him and pam? I thought the only tape Pam made was with Tommy?

OOOHHHH!!! Marky Mark… Thank God 4 YOU! =]]

very nice!!!

How is Robert Plant (circa 70’s Led Zeppelin) NOT on this list?!

Marky Mark is hot in this pic

DAMN!! thats $(($$$!&*%_~_)$` ing hot

Stephen Dorff thats smoking hot.

Crotchwatch!
Robert Plant - Led Zep’s The Song Remains the Same
Jack White and the 3rd white stripe in Under the Blackpool lights.

Seriously, some of these pics are sorely lacking. You simply can not get the definition required for true moose knuckle in baggy pants…