Flashback Lunch: Male Exotic Dancing…For Kids!

Did you think The Full Monty was a cute, charming movie? Would you have felt that way if the characters were in elementary school? If so, you should probably hunt down a copy of the 1995 documentary The Chippendiddys, about a group of English schoolboys who spend their weekends performing Chippendale dance routines on stage. Seriously—this existed. If the above clip of prepubescent boys thrusting and grinding for a group of cheering moms and daughters isn’t wrong enough for you, check out another clip from the movie after the jump. Tuxedo jackets and short shorts are one thing, but bondage gear?

Even in a year that brought us those skeevy Calvin Klein ads, the world was not ready for this. Hopefully, it never will be.