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Citizen Scandal: Street Shut Down After Buffalo Wing Sauce Spill

Fairfield, Connecticut suffered a pre-Super Bowl nightmare when four barrels of buffalo wing sauce fell out of a delivery truck outside of Archie Moore’s restaurant. The street was closed for several hours, as firefighters waited for a Haz-mat squad. Because wing sauce is a hazardous material, apparently.

A car was covered in the spicy, hardening goo, but Moore’s passed the blame onto the moving company when asked to cough up for its cleaning. Seems Moore’s was more concerned about getting extra wing sauce in time for the big game on Sunday. “That was four barrels we just lost,” said an employee. “We would need all of that sauce.” Thankfully, the restaurant next door gave the saucing victims some cash.

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