Potential juror Jake Gyllenhaal was running back to the courthouse from lunch break when TMZ tried to ask him a pertinent, worthwhile question: “are you happy with the eleven dollars a day?” Rather than thank the pap and answer politely, the star kicked him in the shin.
“He just assaulted me! Jake, you just assaulted me!” cried the innocent inquisitor, giddy with the idea that he’d just won celebrity lawsuit lottery. Now that Jake has been excused by the LA court, he can go back to making movies and strutting with Reese Witherspoon—unless he gets charged with battery himself. [via Videogum]
