Ali Lohan: Trainwreck Watch

Ali Lohan, little sister of Lindsay, just turned 15 years old on December 22nd, but you wouldn’t know it from the photoshoot she was posing for in the middle of Times Square yesterday. Everything she’s learned she’s obviously learned from Lindsay - the dead eyes, the skanky outfit, the emphasis on her underage boobs.

Someone needs to remind this chick that childhood is short and adulthood is a long and hellish ordeal. There’s no need to act 21 until the clock strikes “you’re legal.” But considering her role models, she could be doing a lot worse. [Photo: Splash News Online]