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Paris Hilton To Be Amy Winehouse’s New Neighbor

A lot has happened while Amy Winehouse has squirreled herself away in St Lucia. Her home has been burgled, Barack Obama has become President, and Paris Hilton has anointed herself as new Queen of Camden. Yep, while she’s taken her eye off the ball, Amy’s status as the reigning celebrity resident of the grimy-cool North London enclave has been usurped by an unlikely imposter. Ignoring the fast-melting status of UK property, prudent Paris decided now was the time to invest her cash in a $2.8m London pad.

“After inspecting some open-plan warehouse-style conversions, the model-turned-TV reality star was blown away by a six-bedroom house — skipping distance from Winehouse’s favorite watering hole The Hawley Arms — and declared: ‘That’s Hot!’” says the Mirror.

Yep, it’s been threatening for a while to turn into a paparazzi-infested theme park, but the final nail’s been hammered into the coffin. Paris Hilton has officially killed Camden. Thanks. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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  1. todolist Says:

    thats tough. I saw a pic on amy drink absinthe in NY. She probably thinks shes a renaissance artist???

  2. silversurfer Says:

    great, now she’s gonna even more delusional drinking that stuff. Not that its a bad thing…only for paris and amy

  3. 2illforReal Says:

    She’s still relevent?! I guess she’s out drinkin again.. seen her at the clubs sippin some le tourment vert

  4. tipsy Says:

    I can see Paris and Amy being the best of friends drinking the acclaimed Le Tourment Vert absinthe Hilarious! I can just see it now….