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New York Snatches Real Live Stage Role

New York has never been shy when it comes to matters of the vagina (choice quote: “You’re a very passionate kisser. ‘Cause I felt that in other places, too.“), so news of her joining a touring company of The Vagina Monologues should come as no surprise. New York will hit the stage in Los Angeles, Dallas, Atlanta and Houston as part of the all-black production of Eve Ensler’s perennial favorite. “It’s kind of a serious actress type thingy and that’s what I’m striving to be,” said New York to the New York Post. It’s not everyday that you read the words “serious” and “thingy” in the same sentence, but there you go.

Also in the touring production is Deelishis, who as you undoubtedly haven’t forgotten, “beat” New York out for Flav’s “heart” in Flavor of Love 2. New York and Deelishis traveling together to multiple cities? We sense another poisoning coming on! [New York Post]

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  1. joanne Says:

    I think that we are all tire of New York. I myself am ashamed to be in the same state as her.She was always up there making a damn fool of herself. She will NEVER be anybody!!!!

  2. Debrico Says:

    Although I’m not too fond of her bad attitude anymore. I say go do what you got to do to boost your career as an actress New York. I’m glad to see you make it as an actress. Now all you need to do is stop being so rude to those who don’t deserve it and you’ll be good. Peace out.

  3. Kelly Miri Says:

    Well for some odd reason I like her. I hope there is a New York 3 I dont think she would make a very good actress though..sorry

  4. Dwayne Says:

    New York is not cut out for acting and needs to give this ~+_~~%+^)+*))`_^ a rest. STICK TO WHAT YOU DO BEST NEW YORK! REALITY TV! ACTING IS NOT YOU AT ALL!

  5. keneshia Says:

    heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wats up newyork thats good that u an actress and the only thing u need to stop doing is runing ya mouth o much no dirispect peace out homegurl

  6. Me Says:

    I bet her va jay jayy is worn out.

  7. Jaslene Says:

    Joanne Is Jealous Aww So Sad But New York Is Ma Girl And She Keeps Reality Tv Entertaining

  8. yavnne08 Says:

    get it new york she talking about acting yall she gonna act like she was on first sundy i love that movie cause she was in it

  9. Jo Says:

    I will hold comment until I read the reviews.

    The subject matter of the play is something I’m sure New York knows a lot about, so she should have no trouble remembering her lines.

  10. stasi Says:

    monologues about ^^$(())~%$*$+~%@!` like really? lol

  11. tasha Says:

    i think new york need to get ova herself wit her ugly &@~#^*(@^$&)^^% she look like a `!$#_@“#&~@+&~$ in man wit a bunch of makeup on

  12. keishav Says:

    make your money girl. i aint mad at you, people will hate cause they want what you got.

  13. SWEETIE Says:

    NY IS SO UGLY, GO AND SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE

  14. bitch ass new-york Says:

    i don’t like new york she’s not all dat for real shes a dirty slut sothere you go 4 all wat i have 2 say just 4 now i’ll be back 2 say more stuff but 4 now i will be leaving so peace out

  15. Lisa Says:

    I liked her on Flavor of Love 1-2 her looks ect. but I don’t know what happened to her. I feel bad for people like her who do these reality shows to “find love” . Her and Heather Chadwell are just alike only different guys. I hope things work out for both of them. I hope they find inner strength in themselves to realize they dont need to look like that.

  16. taylor stewart Says:

    When are you are going to do a next episode because your show was hot it was pop’in and you had it going on so please have a next episode.

  17. KK Says:

    do your thing Tiff, and as for YOU, Old Lady Patterson, yeah, you are a MOOCH, and as tacky as they come, piggy-backing off of your daughter’s fame, wow, as confident as you play off, you’d think that you wouldn’t need to live off of your daughter’s sweat… shame on you and your transvestite-looking self… only in America, lol

  18. Julian Says:

    New York and Deelishus on tour together? Talk about “Flavor of Love Bus!”

  19. MILLS Says:

    DO YOUR THING GURL!!!! NEVA THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE ON TOUR TOGETHER BUT THAT’S HOLLYWOOD 4 YAH!!!

  20. LADY POOH BEAR AKA TEAM TROUBLE MARKERZ Says:

    YOU GO GURL! REMEBER KEEP YOUR HEAD UP GREAt JOB NY

  21. michelle Says:

    Newyork you *$!_`%~!%!&&*(`~ ing suck. You just need to go back and be with your ugly (+&#)%*++*^@)%^ mother. Both of you belong together. You look just like her while you are the *$!_`%~!%!&&*(`~ ing. Deelishis I hope you really don’t like this %!&`*%#_^&+%&~~(! I love you Deelishis. You are a great woman. NewYork you nasty %!&`*%#_^&+%&~~(!

  22. kelly Says:

    new york you go girl; you acted like a #&(&`&$+$)_+&_~#+ for a reason so don’t stop because i love it and ur audience loves it too. all those nice girls that was on the show where are they now? no one knows infact no one cares because you are still on tv kicking up a storm. keep doing reality tv because i can’t get enough. stay true to yourself and keep moving forward. make that money girl. you’re a star

  23. silkbeauty Says:

    Michelle,

    Wow! What’s wrong with you? Calm down, it ain’t that serious sweetheart.

  24. ashley Says:

    new york u mii gurl and all but damn u need 2 sit the $_&(#_$&%^()`%&# down u acted 2 much like a hoe damn gurl respect yo damn self

  25. Drew Says:

    Congrats to New york! Good luck, and I hope to see a NYGTH2!

  26. jerry zazueta Says:

    i love new york and with that aprotunity shes going to go to allot of places hope she will become the biggest star their is GOOD LUCK myspace.com/esejerry

  27. melissa Says:

    newyork ia an nasty azz hoe with her stanky azz and her mama looks like a man

  28. shantea Says:

    i think new york is tight dat was mi )%^^`@%+*`+)_`^+( on both of da flavor of loves everyone said she was a )%^^`@%+*`+)_`^+( but she tight i might not kno her like dat but who eva hatin on her is jus sonme jealous type )%^^`@%+*`+)_`^+( es

  29. zappdar Says:

    G??D LUCK You 2!!!!!

  30. Zappdar Says:

    opps,.those were supossed to be hearts in place of O’s in GOOD LUCK.GOOD LUCK.

  31. tracy Says:

    Get a life, get some real hair and grow up. I wouldn’t pay peanuts to see you act. Well, if thats what you call it.

  32. Amber Says:

    I think that she is a talentless pyschopath and her mother and her need to be locked up!

  33. Vanessa Says:

    NEW YORK NEEDS TO LEAVE THE ACTING ALONE!!! There are people out there with real talent yet t.v. choose to show talentless dumb `&#~&)~%#@)_^_!*% es who choose to embarrass themselves on t.v. You have no CLASS, you are a hoe, you can’t act. You are officially a CLASS A hoe! you know it love it. Maybe you should look into porn, that’s the closest to acting that you should ever be!

  34. elizabeth Says:

    new york do what you got to do i am happy for you came from the hood now look at you …

  35. Sonja Says:

    Anybody who says “It’s kind of a serious actress type thingy” is suspect from the beginning.

    NY probably ain’t making no money in LA and is desperate. I bet she don’t have a clue what the ^&+~#%*&+~~)!#(((# Monologues are about.

  36. shannon Says:

    You go girl. Your one of the realest people on television. Other girlsi know aren’t to fond of you but who cares haters always going to hate when their jealous. And a lot of haters helped you where you got so let them keep hatin. Keep being who you are cause that’s who got you to where you are.

  37. True To the game Says:

    Lacie you are a crack ~%%%`&)^~%*`#^)#` Have some nerve to talk about someone who is doing bigger and better things than you. %#`#*@^!+#@%$`%^# shut the &$!&((^*$@+#^*_* up Newyork is doing her thing. Why cant you just be happy for her!

    Sonja your another hater you wish you can be just like newyorkk but you cant. So stick with your reg job if you have one and stop hateing your never make it

    Vanessa darling what can I say about you! Besides trick dont be mad that no agents want you to act for them. New york is better and making more money than you ever will make. maybe you should look into porn. Your problay better on your back anyway

    Amber You said little trick All I can say for you is your a hater

    Listen and listen good! Newyork is doing big things so stay off her )#*)_@(%(&^%_%`( and get a life for real for real. All ya do is try to dawg somebody out. Trust me its hard in the entertimentfield and until ya in the game ya will never no. So new york hun keep doing the dam thing I love you boo!

  38. True To the game Says:

    Amber you sad trick all I can say your an hater!

    Spellt some words wrong so yes i am fixing the words now so say something.

    probably, entertainment

  39. Not Anymore Says:

    I think she will be a good actress. Because she has a lot of energy. NY isn’t the best/isn’t got to be the best but I think she has great potential. This is just the begging. I think with a personality adjustment and reality check, I’m sure she’ll have an Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Hudson type success. I LOoooOOOOVE HER, SHE’S THE BOMB, DEPSITE HER ATTITUDE CAN SUCK SOMETIMES!

    REQUEST LETOYA’S HOT NEW SINGLE “NOT ANYMORE”!!!

  40. valencia Says:

    new york she trying to be a good actress if she keep up the good work she can make it .she need to stop looking crazy all the time pink hair a too too whats wrong with her .

  41. valencia Says:

    new york look so crazy all the time never look good but at least she tryin to make somthing of her self and thats good .

  42. keiyatta Says:

    new york ma gurl but i think you needed to stay natural no breast inplants but u ok

  43. PUMPKIN Says:

    HELL ! SHE LOOKS LIKE HER NAME SHOULD BE NEW YORK, OVER POPULATED AND EVERY BODY WALKING THROUGH IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

  44. DADA Says:

    NEW YORK NEEDS TO STOP ACT AND BE 4REAL FROM TIMETOTIME

  45. ammie rockriver Says:

    i think new york, should do what ever makes her happy. go back to reality tv. she’s great

  46. Robyn Says:

    Newyork needs to stick to reality tv. She will never be a serious actress and no one will ever take her serious as an aactress. She is a &~&$+)(!(~%(&`_@` why did she kiss all those guys on her show? Gross! But I love New York hahahaha!!!

  47. ashley Says:

    new york isn’t a professional actress i have never seen her in magazines she juss needs to stick to reality

  48. new york hater Says:

    be 4 &~$_%#~^!*(_^@`% in real, she is a wanna be and a has been. Time 2 move on from new york it’s getting a little old

  49. jessme Says:

    You know I think that role for her is perfect, because she is talking about something close to home and people know that from her shows, and yet it is also a time for her to prove herself to us, and I think the medium she is using to do it is ideal. If she comes to my neck of the woods I would pay money to see her in the %++%*+`+~_~`^_)&#_ Monologues.

  50. missme Says:

    dang i havent heard squat about her in a year. and havent missed her.

  51. YoJoey30 Says:

    Too Bad MissMe, you’re about to see her again. She just scored a new show called NY Goes To Work! It’s bacically like the show that Paris Hilton and Nichole Richie were on called SIMPLE LIFE, only if she pleases her boss for that week, she will get $5000.00. If she quits, she will receive ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Sorry for all you NY haters, cuz she’s back, and I would expect to not see her go away any time soon!

  52. re re Says:

    I find newyork to be very talented, and intertaning.i’m sure she will do well! All I can say is deelishis watch your back!

  53. KL Says:

    I can’t believe in these hard economic times that you VH1 would think we’re gonna appreciate watching this talentless hoe do stupid `(^`(#_(&`_@^($@ on tv and get 10,000 dollars for it. TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!??! she’s never had a real job before! she’s a slacker! how can you respect someone like that? Really, VH1, this is the `(^`(#_(&`_@^($@ tiest idea you’ve had yet and it’s insulting. We, people, after a day of hard work, after 25 percent pay cuts, we turn on our television and see this &*((`@+*)%()^%@~% get 10 grand for nothing? It’s demoralizing. You all suck.

  54. sooverit Says:

    I am so over looking at this not not not not hot chick on VH1, can you please find some new reality stars, New York is so played out, its boring and stupid and i wont watch her anymore,,,,, hey producers……..please make her go way!!! thanks

  55. sickofsamefacesonvh1 Says:

    Hey producers, you need to find new talent for your shows,, the same old New York gets EFFIN old,,, wtf? shes effin annoying and cant act worth ^%~)*^%@)_%@@%&* sick of looking at her ugly face AND fake #+&&(_%$#)#@~*# “((+@$~$~`!&*+ s…..FIND NEW PEOPLE PLEASE!!!! IT CANT BE THAT EFFIN HARD,,, DO YOUR EFFIN JOB… AND DO IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!! I WISH I WAS YOUR BOSS, YOUD HAVE NO JOB!!!

  56. char21 Says:

    please!!!! get her off the t.v.she can not act! you can get gorilla cheaper to do her job! vh1 what is wrong with your casting dept.she is boring-and still looks like a man!!! you would think with the money she makes she would get her face worked on.she got the boobs but forgot the face!!!!!!!!!

  57. someone Says:

    the only acting part she’ll get is in a porn movie i dont see her serious in any role

    i have to tell you i hate her mother she’s a !!^~@(#*~@@#_)@+)