It’s always such a slap in the face when dudes like Matthew McConaughey (seen above this week in Malibu) are rich, because all they want to do is skateboard with a stick, live in a trailer, roam around barefoot and have sex after a day of surfing and chowing down tofu-dogs. He could work as a temp or rob a bank and live a happy existence. We’ve seen Point Break, we know how this life works. But what about the rest of us who actually want to drive Escalades and eat off of diamond-encrusted plates while grinding with Khloe Kardashian? It just doesn’t seem fair, ya know? [Photo: Splash News Online]
