There are tragic crimes, and then there are sad crimes. Robert Pittman’s was a sad one. When police responded to a burglar alarm at Beer City in Pensacola, Florida, Pittman was seen jumping through a busted open door and holding multiple packs of cigarettes. Unfortunately, with his hands full of smokes, he was unable to hike up his pants, which soon sent him tumbling to the ground. “He had cigarettes scattered all around him, and his pants were down by his ankles,” said a police representative. Pittman was promptly arrested for criminal mischief, theft, burglary and possession of drug paraphernalia. Drug paraphernalia? Ah, now it makes sense.
