The 101 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Cleavage Shots

Oh, how we long to write something mature and introspective about the 101 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Cleavage Shots, but really there is but one thing to say: wow. Like, seriously - WOW.
We tasked our experts with accumulating the finest, most mind-blowing boob shots and they’ve gone above and beyond the call of duty. We’ve got every sort of cleavage imaginable in our gallery - real, fake, enormous, expensive, voluptuous, bizarre, bouncy - well, you get the picture.
A few of our favorite ladies are so boobalicious (yes, we said it) that we had to include extra photos of them in our gallery - we’ve got double doses of CoCo, Salma Hayek, Kim Kardashian and Aubrey O’Day, to name a few. Click below to celebrate one of the coolest parts of the human body in all its magical - and ridiculous - forms.
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February 18th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Yooooo check out number 94’s stomach.
February 18th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
man, I was gonna say the same thing
February 19th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
man her boobs go from small to +&)$$@)&)`(__`_~ in giant u know those is fake
February 20th, 2009 at 5:52 am
D: 94 is hideous!
February 20th, 2009 at 6:34 am
I’m afraid this is not Alexandra Burke winer of X Factor 2008.
It is actually Ruth Lorenzo, one of the other contestents.
Still……..great boobs!!
February 20th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Andy &~++(+&&`@^)%!`@ with the bondage girls = five of the biggest !*@`@~+!`#(+_&( s I’ve ever seen.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
wow of this whole thing there was maybe 5 really good ones and 10 ok ones. All the rest, do not want.
February 21st, 2009 at 8:58 am
I think Halle is the most gorgeous woman alive. She is out of this world. I enjoy her as an actress, and wish her all the luck in the world as a new Mom.
Chuck Urso
So California
February 21st, 2009 at 5:01 pm
What is the purpose for having #94 in this line up? Is she human? Is that supposed to be her navel with the tat of a fish swimming in those funky stretch marks: Her stretch marks have stretch marks!
They call this an “English glamor girl?”
Glamor as in what?
Her @!%^$*@_$+`%@@+ s are false, she’s over the hill
Plus, she ain’t got no BUTT!
February 21st, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Whats the go iwth 37? I don’t actually see any cleavage ?
February 21st, 2009 at 10:34 pm
not a terrible collection, but #94 will haunt my dreams for a long long time to come… ughh… nasty, like something left out in the sun for too long.. dehydrated prune
February 22nd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
salma hyak she could pop my cork anytime
February 22nd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
This is the best set of twins on the List.. I bet the Milk come with Berries:) Go Halle
February 24th, 2009 at 7:19 am
All of the photos that are out there of this beautiful Israeli model … and THIS is what you picked to be the “ridiculous” cleavage shot? I’m surprised at you!
February 24th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
all i can say is got DAM!!!!!! that woman still looks good
February 24th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
i think they look good…..i like i like
February 28th, 2009 at 1:46 am
Just WOW!
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Can use a little tan
March 4th, 2009 at 1:17 am
DONT GET ME WRONG BIG ^@)^@#_^^$!_@*~ TIS LOOK GOOD..BUT IF U LOOK AT THEM FOR A WHILE MAYBE IN DIFFERENT POSES THEY LOOK CRAZY IN CERTAIN ANGLES ..LIKE THE BAGSOF SILICON IS GONNA BURST THROUGH IF THERE WAY TO MUCH FORCE…EWWW OR LIKE SHUANA SANDS WHOS A PRETTY GIRLS BUT THEY LOOK LIKE FLOATATION DEVICES THAT HER KIDS WOULD USE NO NEEDFOR MOMMY TO BRING EXTRA TUBES OR THE ARM BLOW UP THINGS HE GOT UNDER UNDER CONTROL;….IM NOT MAKIN FUN OF HER ITS ALLIN GOOD FUN SHES GOT A BEAUTIFUL FACE…BUT NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB…ITS KOOLSHUANA …BUT PS NOT STRIPPER HEELS NEEDED FOR THE BEACH…USUALLY WE WEAR NOTHIN ON OUR FEET I THOUGHTUD LIKE THAT BETTER!!
March 7th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Please New York did ot have them intill after flava of live. We all know that they are fake. Just like her eye lashes, hair Etc…………………………………………………………………………
March 7th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Who is number 4?
March 9th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
I know I’m getting old, but I don’t see anything “ridiculous” in any of these fotos.
March 11th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Number 87 is Ruth Lorenzo. Alexandra burke is Black and smaller chested.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:34 am
What is ridiculous is the women on this list. Courtney Love? Nicole Richie?
Let’s see some real cleavage… put up some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt!
March 12th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
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March 13th, 2009 at 2:38 am
Whats with all the silicone? Ladies, please keep the silicone under 50 gallons. Ugh! Women should not be allowed to get more then a “C” cup worth of silicone in each boob. Anything more should be called “sillycone.”
March 13th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Scarlett-Johansson is righteous yummy! She is well proportioned and her “sillycone factor” is minimal. Also, there should be a “Shocking Celebrity Collagen Lips Blunder,” section if there hasn’t been one already. Lips like Jenna Jameson and Amanda LaPore’s look like some large bottom dwelling fishes traded lips with them. The next nuclear explosion you hear is Jennna or Amanda pulling their wet lips off a window pane.
March 15th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Scarlet Johanson looks very laughable. She tries to pose an innocent girl but I think she is much ill famed than Pam. At least Pam has the courage to be herself: a successful porn model. She never wears a mask to hide ugly sides of being a female hollywood star. Besides Scarlet breasts are really ugly.
March 28th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
ewww coco. so gross. lumpy!!!! ahhhhh!!!!
March 28th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
irina’s left boob is lop sided and so is the right side of her face. funny, they match
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:15 am
britney is all ridiculous. stupid fat cow.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
jodie marsh…ewww….extremely skanky. and coco…yuck.
April 17th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
All these women are beautiful, well the majority of them. And so what if they feel like they need breast implants, thats a personal decision. Anyways, besides a few nipple slips I don’t get why these pictures are “ridiculous?” They just look like normal cleavage pictures to me…=)
April 18th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
OMG !!! Frankenstein’s Ho !!!!!
May 25th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
they all look like store brough cleavage.0
May 25th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I AM NOT EVEN FAMOUS OR HAVE A LOT OF MONEY AND MY CLEAVAGE IS ON ITS 3RD GENERATION REAL AND (@&_+*!$*$_!@!@ TOO.
May 25th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I LOOK BETTER THAN THAT AND TAN TO AL REAL BUT AND BOOES 3RD GENERATION AND I AM NOT FAMOUS
June 15th, 2009 at 1:03 am
ew #56…sheyla,thats awful…
June 20th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
just goes to show you rihanna has small freaking @~`)^~_+&^@$!&% s that she has to pile them high over her top damn not a good look
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:55 pm
mmkay, about #94, she is gross, but i want to clear something up. when she is referred to as an “english glamour girl”, in the uk, the term has more to do with representing sex than representing fashion. so looking at #94, this ~%)+!%&&%~%(`#* le now totally makes sense…
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:26 am
I LOVE Salma Hayek’s cleavage ! What a super-sexy goddess! I don’t care if its fake or real, push-up bra or not, she looks friggin’ amazing. I would whip my ^&*@_~)&`&#^+&!~ out and salute her magnificent &^(_!)$~~%*&_^+ s if she walked by me looking like that!
July 29th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
coco looks good all the time no matter what she wears,she is the bomb!
August 11th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
WTF is up with 94’s stomach? who in the hell left the gate open?! LMAO!
October 9th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
I LOVE boobs, with that said, there are 99 fake sets of boobs here and most of them are awful. Why the Eff are 90% of these chicks famous? Cause they’re ho’s? Wake up and shake off the hollywood world and put what matters in life before giving these wretches any more attention and glamorous lifestyles. Besides putting out for rich men, what have they really accomplished? What makes them worthy? It’s not like most people can even get close enough to smell these skanks, nevermind touching them or hanging out with them. If this is what matters in life then it’s only a matter time before America burns like Rome…
November 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am
gorgeous babe
November 9th, 2009 at 1:26 am
Traci Bingham
November 9th, 2009 at 1:32 am
Sheyla Hershey you really want it right there everywhere
November 9th, 2009 at 1:38 am
Halle Berry is too good to be true
November 26th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Beyonce’s boobs look really good.