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The Eva Mendes Diet: Kangaroo Tail And Grubs

Eva Mendes is the gift that just keeps on giving. Of course, she’s previously discussed sex recycling, how she’s done it in all 50 states, as well as wanting to get naked with Morrissey. And now she’s lined herself up as a prime candidate for the next series of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! by revealing she chowed down on hairy kangaroo tail and grubs while filming in the Australian bush.

“I hooked up with these spectacular Aboriginal women cooking for me.They got these kangaroo tails, wrapped them in tin foil and threw them on the fire, with the hair still on them. Kangaroo tail tastes like the worst beef jerky you’ve tasted in your life. They serve up grubs for afters. You find a tree, crack open the branches and there are these fat old worms, ready to be slightly fried and eaten. After eating the kangaroo tails, the grubs were like the world’s finest tiramisu, believe me,” she says.

Bleurgh. However, such is Eva’s power that she still appears to us like the sexiest woman ever, despite the fact that she probably still has tail’n'grub in her belly. [Photo: WENN]

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