After all that drama about Jessica Simpson’s minuscule weight gain, you’d think someone, somewhere would be up in arms about Ed Westwick’s pasty flab-fest, which he gleefully flaunted in Miami. The actor looked less than sexy while vacationing this weekend with co-star/girlfriend Jessica Szohr, and the pair celebrated their escape from New York with some shots and booze at 11 o’clock in the morning.
We know trashing people’s bods is not a mature thing to do - regardless of their gender - but since the criticism of women isn’t going anywhere soon, shouldn’t we just start bashing the boys?
Ed isn’t just an actor, he plays Chuck Bass - the object of desire for both men and women who crave a little hate-f*cking with a rich asshole every now and then (Blair Waldorf included). Jessica Szohr may not like her manipulative man-whores ripped and tight, but we sure do. And it wouldn’t hurt to toss a little of Lindsay Lohan’s tanning spray on there, too. Give us something to lust after, Ed! Those tattoos aren’t hiding your inability to hit the gym. [Photo: Splash News Online]
March 23rd, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I don’t watch the show, but he’s still hot, jiggly and all. So more power to him.
Ditto to Jessica Simpson. I think she looks stunning now (in a good way).
March 24th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Yes I’m bored of all these losers who spend every waking moment at the gym. Give me a guy who likes to relax and drink a beer and not obsess about his abs like a neurotic high school girl. Jessica Simpson looks healthy and happy. So tired of the skinny beaches.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:28 am
Who gives how flabby his stomach is? Lame.
June 13th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I really don’t see how his stomach is flabby. AT ALL. I’ve seen flabby and that’s not hitting it by a long shot. He’s healthy, happy, and looking pretty hot & good for his age.