Gossip Break: Fishsticks In Your Mouth

Kanye West has finally apologized for his raging ego…and all it took was his own South Park episode. [Dlisted]

Anderson Cooper’s 85-year-old mom is publishing an “erotic tale” involving vegetables. Your mom probably isn’t, so be glad. [PopEater]

Everything you wanted to know about Bristol Palin’s MySpace account (but were afraid to admit). [Gawker]

Dallas Cowboy Martellus Bennett thinks it would be odd if Angelina Jolie farted while feeding him pancakes or spaghetti. We do too. [Videogum]

What televangelist used to work in porn? [Buzzfeed]

There are slutty animals, and then there are slutty animals. [BWE.TV]