Lindsay On Ellen: Spacey And Skinny

Lindsay Lohan is on Ellen DeGeneres‘ show today, and she’s there to promote her break-up with Samantha Ronson, apparently. She’s got nothing else to talk about, and she’s done nothing else of significance for two years - so breakup it is!

Ellen asks some hard-hitting questions, but Lindsay just dances around them all with her confusing responses, broken up only by her smokey, two-pack-a-day laugh. But if her answers bore you, you can always stare and her toothpick arms, which seem to have gotten even skinnier since we last checked in with the starlet 24 hours ago.

As a bonus, we’ve included a clip below of Lindsay and Ellen chatting in 2004, when she was promoting Mean Girls, for comparison. Linds is bubbly, sweet, with-it, and she actually has a little meat on her bones - plus she adorably denies boning Wilmer Valderrama. She was quite a catch back in the day! What a difference five years, four layers of spray tan, three rehab stints, two arrests and one hot DJ girlfriend makes.