Why Do We Like Heidi Montag’s New Song?

How on earth is it possible that we actually find this new Heidi Montag Pratt song “Blackout” to actually be listenable? Perhaps it’s because this is the first one of her tracks that doesn’t sound like a cat being run over by a Hummer, or maybe she’s actually managed to record a somewhat catchy pop song (that we think sounds oddly like “Heartbeats” by The Knife). Eh, we probably just have terrible taste in music.

Whatever the reason, we’ve managed to make it through the video a few times without dry heaving at her enormous bowling ball boobs and straw mop hair. Sure, she thrusts her crotch at the camera 1979212390 times, but we admire her and Spencer’s DIY style. We imagine this is what the spent their honeymoon doing (besides each other); a wise YouTube commenter even spotted his shadow lurking in the video at the 1:53 mark. The video’s cheap looking, just like it’s star - but we wouldn’t have it any other way.